RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.
I didn’t even try to scroll past this
"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
Now you’re under my control dog. The next target is people
one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE
please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye
You all know that Check Yes Juliet was your jam at one point
Fused at the wrist, I simply tell them they should shoot at this.